George Carlin
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
Dec 26 2013
– George Carlin, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, and writer/author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
Apr 26 2013
– George Carlin, was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, and writer/author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.